the best text I’ve ever received (via battleagainsttheworld)
will you marry me? lol its for a friend
if the other half was illuminated, it would be just as interesting. BRO FOOD
dam long ass relationship
[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]
[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]
it just wouldn’t be Christmas without Mom’s homemade Juggaloaf.